Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.





Get out

apricockjam:

MY FRIEND WAS ADDING RANDOM PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK AND HE ADDED THIS ONE GIRL AND THEY STARTED CHATTING AND TEY FOUND OUT THEY WERE NEIGHBOURS HE MEET HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR THROUGH FACEBOOK IM CRYING

(Source: cyber-leaf, via decalf)

amlour:

one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies

(Source: meachey, via decalf)

rnarshrnellow:

fiestyhysteria:

This is a rabbit

That’s so rude it’s an Asian lady

meladoodle:

yogurtville:

meladoodle:

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

(Source: meladoodle, via deepfriedpickles)

THEME.